Funny midget jokes

Two midgets walk into a mini-bar What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? I think someone put him up to it. I just wanted to see if he vanished when he put the ring on. Just played miniature golf with a midget Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget? How do you piss of a midget?

Home Entertainment 80 Funny Midget Jokes. No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! In Manhatan a midget got onto the elevator. Because they don't look down on people. This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit.

The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked "Well, mother superior, would you be a knowing any midget nuns here at the convent? Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!! One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. At the end of the day he rides from the 1st floor up to the 7th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way.

They can suck a dick standing up! One is a cunning , and the other is a runningcunt. Follow this journey on Psh, Totally. Did you hear about the midget that got stoned? There was a problem with the address entered. I was born with achondroplasia, the most common form of dwarfism, and learned at a very young age our society has a hidden, yet very specific set of standards outlining what or who is viewed as desirable, attractive and valid.